In honor of the World Cup final match tomorrow, DEPRAVDA presents Mr. John Cleese explaining the difference between what 300 million Americans (and a few Canadians) call "football", and what the remaining 5 billion, 700 million human beings on the planet call football. As he patiently explains, the latter does have something to do with using a foot to move a ball???.??

The First Thanksgiving, if it had happened in Arizona instead of Massachusetts.???