Monthly Archives: October, 2009

Common Cold vs. The Flu: Know the Difference

This handy chart shows the difference between typical symptoms of the common cold and the 'flu. Although the title reads "H1N1 Flu Symptoms", it also applies to seasonal 'flu.??

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Exceptional stop-motion animation video

Although I’m not sure why this loops once. But regardless, this is outstanding.

http://bit.ly/amazing_stop_motion

Music from Twitter

I really have no idea how this works, but it seems to be fun:?? Blip.fm.

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Shaggy Dog Joke for a Friday Afternoon

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: “Talking Dog For Sale”. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep,” the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says “So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.”

“I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

“10 dollars,” the guy says.

“10 dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that shit.”

Something for the Misogynist in all of us.

Girlfriend wants to have a meaningful conversation, but you're just not in the mood? Eastern European men have a handy solution!

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